I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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