and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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