Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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