im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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