I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
either way he was missing a nipple.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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