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I accidentally had phone sex last night
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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