It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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