Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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