forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
