Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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