i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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