i was rollin on her like bob the builder
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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