I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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