I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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