sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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