I hate your face
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
