NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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