Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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