Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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