problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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