My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
and you fell through a lawn chair
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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