Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
please come you make the beer taste better
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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