You're a womanizer and a bitch.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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he fucked my hip out of place.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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