I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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