Betty ford says i'm here all night
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
are you so shy because you have an std?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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