Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
