...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just want nice things and good sex
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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