I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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