May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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why do cheetos always look like penises
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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