I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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