Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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