David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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