my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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