we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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