Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
When did angry sex become our thing?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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