Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
