Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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