): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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