If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
