I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
