You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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