Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
you will always have a special place in my vag
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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