I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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