talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
