doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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