bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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