She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I will pee on everything he values.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
