Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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