we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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