That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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