i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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