did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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